With nail gun massacre we get a movie that is packed with bad acting and poorly constructed kill sequences. Nsfw theater nail gun massacre 1985 daily grindhouse. Nail gun massacre is absolutely horrible by any standards, but provides one hell of a good time for those with a taste for hilariously bad movies. Following the brutal rape of a young woman by a gang of construction workers, a mysterious figure wearing a motorcycle helmet and driving a gold hearse begins hunting the perpetrators down. Firsttime and lasttime directors bill leslie and terry lofton, with the.
Nail gun massacre doesnt appear to have started any careers down any real successful film enterprises. With rocky patterson, ron queen, beau leland, michelle meyer. Nail gun massacre will be written by darren bevill, writer of 2015s appetites. Perhaps our budding starlet that made the most of her nail gun massacre experience was michelle meyer who went on to star in erotic confessions 1 and 3 as.
Then a hick complete with mullet sleeps with his blonde girlfriend before he. So on the rare occasions when you can hear the killer, every word he or she speaks is like a punch to the brain. If youre going into this one expecting a great slasher movie, then youll be greatly disappointed. The nail gun massacre video 1985 cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Nail gun massacre is a movie for low budget film fans. It follows a young doctor and sheriff as they try to find a killer wearing a motorcycle helmet who is killing locals with a nail gun. Mike sprague truth be told, i have not seen the 1985 slasher flick the nail gun massacre. Terry lofton and bill leslies 80s slasher the nail gun massacre has had something of a resurgence in popularity lately finally debuting on bluray on both sides of the pond.
Nail gun massacre 1985 directed by bill leslie, terry lofton. The mysterious man in a tapedup motorcycle helmet dishes out justice, nails and bad jokes in equal measure. The nail gun massacre remake poster is the coolest thing you. Our male leads were in a few no name pictures with strange action movie like titles. Ive been really fortunate to have amazing casts in all my films despite the budget and although i cant reveal anything just yet, nail gun will be no different and feature a familiar and stellar. The first of nail gun massacres many mistakes comes with its attempt to place itself within the slasher tradition. Nail gun massacre is a 1980s american slasher film directed by terry lofton and bill leslie. These initial sequences are absolutely gripping, and get 1985s the nail gun massacre off to a great start. Its a film about humanity as much as it is about grinded down and not rubber nail stubs glued onto a face. Find your next favorite and similar movies in two steps. Accused jodie foster dvd quality rape on the billiard. You need something accomplished by the fall of the night your perverse phantasms will not keep you the fuck away your hormones race you are a sexual fiend your. Old lady baileys house, which looks like a disgusting dump that could fall apart anytime. Jul 19, 2015 nail gun massacre is the opposite of that.
Nail gun massacre is the lowbudget killcrazy masterpiece from texas filmmaker terry lofton that has delighted gore fans for over two decades. The nail gun massacre 1985 not rated 1h 25min horror, thriller video january 1987. A gang rape in a small town conjures a serial killing vigilante who wields a nail gun and drives a big golden hearse in pursuit of rapists, construction workers and any other random person. Im half grateful for that fact though, as the villain speaks almost entirely in puns a full 12 years before batman and robin, no less throughout the film. Code red brought the nail gun massacre to bluray in 2014, and now it has been announced that the story lofton crafted is being brought back to the screen, as the nail gun massacre is set to. And then theres the town doctor, who spends the entire movie trying to break the stigma or. Yes thats right folks, this film throws us straight into the deep end with a rather grotty gangrape scene that is presented with no backstory or context just to make completely sure your instantly cringing once you sit down to watch this bizarre low budget 80s slasher. Imo the nail gun scene is the most unsettling in the whole. The killers stunningly lame oneliners alone make it. Recommendation engine sorted out suspenseful, serious, scary and cult film films with plots about violence, murder, blood, serial killer, slasher, psychopath and death mostly in horror, thriller and mystery genres.
The nail gun massacre 1985 after a young girl is gang raped by a crew of construction workers, someone starts killing off members of the group with a nail gun. The film is presented in 1080p with two options to watch, a 1. Almost a decade later, the time was right for what the world really needed. Most similar movies to nail gun massacre the list contains related movies ordered by similarity. The title is expected to ship later this month and contains quite a few bonus features, including an alternate cut of the movie. On the other hand, if you are looking for something just fun and cheesy then i think that this is right up your alley. Rocky patterson, ron quen, beau leland, michelle meyer, terry lofton.
Stay tuned with us for more details about the movie nail gun. In a small texas town, the peaceful atmosphere is shattered when a beautiful young woman is the victim of a savage sexual assault by a gang of construction workers. Identify all themes of interest from this film block below. The nail gun massacre is a 1985 slasher movie set in a small rural texas town, the film opens with a young woman named linda, coowner of a lumber yard with her brother bubba, being viciously assaulted and gang raped by a group of construction workers after dropping off some material for them. Nail gun massacre shoots its way on to bluray thanks to uk distributor 88 films. What an idiot the two construction workers play fighting with loaded nail guns. Apr 21, 2015 at the end of the day, nail gun massacre is a buried 80s gem, thats packed to the brim with incompetent film making but given the killers completely off the wall presentation its a must see for bad movie lovers everywhere. At the end of the day, nail gun massacre is a buried 80s gem, thats packed to the brim with incompetent film making but given the killers completely off the wall presentation its a must see for bad movie lovers everywhere. Following the brutal rape of a young woman by a gang of construction workers, a mysterious figure wearing a motorcycle helmet and driving a gold hearse begins h. Nail gun massacre opens with a bunch of carpenters gangraping a local girl before flashing forward to the present, and were introduced to a dainty killer draped in camoflauge, wearing a motorcycle helmet with the visor taped over, sounding like the wolf microphone that comes with snake mountain, and toting a massacre grade nail gun. The film has receive retrospective release at film festivals, such as the 2012 fantasia film festival where the film received its north american premiere. Where it goes from that point on, though, is another matter.
It follows a young doctor and sheriff as they try to find a killer. Massacre gun was released on dvd and bluray by arrow video on april 6. Nail gun massacre letterboxd social film discovery. The nail gun massacre nude scenes 23 images and 4 videos including appearances from staci gordon kit mitchell shelly york. This time, david fights the notorious 1985 slasher movie nail gun massacre. This is the type of movie that you watch with friends when you have a bad movie night. After a young girl is gang raped by a crew of construction workers, someone starts killing off members of the group with a nail gun. Revisit the indie glory of the forgotten slasher movie nail gun massacre rue morgue tv duration.
Yes, an unknown killer, wielding a nail gun, is stalking the good citizens of a small texas community, slaughtering constructions workers, their girlfriends, and even people. Nail gun massacre isnt for everyone, and if you are looking for a serious, hardcore violent slasher flick with tons of blood and guts then you will want to look elsewhere. It wasnt because this shit heap opens with a rape scene. The nail gun is also never shown directly firing, nor are the nails which are prone to wiggling shown entering flesh. This special edition dvd has been fully restored in high definition from the last remaining negative materials and is presented in anamorphic widescreen for the first time ever. If watching such a film sounds as much fun as jabbing a letter opener under your fingernails, then avoid this one like the plague. Laid to rest director robert hall to remake the nail gun. May 04, 2017 the nail gun massacre remake poster is the coolest thing youll see today may 4, 2017 by. First off in case anyone plans to ask, i do not own the bluray that code red released, so i cannot comment as to which looks better. Nail gun massacre the aka texas nailgun massacre the. Jan 28, 2017 nail gun massacre will be written by darren bevill, writer of 2015s appetites. Jul, 2006 nail gun massacre takes place in a nameless small town in the rural south.
This special edition dvd has been fully restored in high definition from the last remaining negative materials and is. I might be wrong about that, but thats how i understood it. These have been the most unsettling scenes for me personally. This is a funny but bad movie from director terry lofton. Im very comfortable and confident in making that claim, and i dont give a. The killer attacks a man holding a chainsaw, shooting him dead with the nail gun. Nail gun massacre the aka texas nailgun massacre the blu. In my notes i had written down this is the fucking worst before the 10minute mark, and this is the fucking worst movie in history around an hour in. I was laughing so hard by the time i reached the slipshod ending that i didnt even care if it made sense or not. May 16, 2017 the nail gun massacre 1985 after a young girl is gang raped by a crew of construction workers, someone starts killing off members of the group with a nail gun. Nail gun massacre 1985 a khakiclad avenger with a black helmet cracks jokes while nailing rapists. Apparently she passed out each time they shot the scene and she also had a safe word as it was going off script. Oct 28, 2017 the nail gun massacre made my head hurt.
Jan 30, 2017 code red brought the nail gun massacre to bluray in 2014, and now it has been announced that the story lofton crafted is being brought back to the screen, as the nail gun massacre is set to. The complete absence of resources found in nail gun massacre leaves only on screen the distilled determination of all involved to get through whilst the production crumbles around them. They probably mention the name of the town once or twice in the movie, but theres no establishing shot of a sign with the towns name and population on it. Replace the rest of the running time with boredom and youve watched the movie. The nail gun massacre 1985 frances heard and charles ladeate in the.
Nail gun massacre 1985 february 19, 2020 5 comments in the last of what id consider the extended intro pieces for this blog, lets take a second to examine the era of shoulder pads, aqua net and cocaine, 1985 to be precise. It wasnt because the acting is on the level of an amateur porno. If you like nail gun massacre you are looking for cult film movies about with stalker, rape, motorcycle, violence, slasher, murder and blood themes of horror and thriller genre shot in usa. Further details were revealed by hall in the same press release. Massacre gun was released theatrically in japan on september 6, 1967. Burning the masses nailgun massacre lyrics genius lyrics. The remake has yet to get an official release date. Nail gun massacre opens with a bunch of carpenters gangraping a local girl before flashing forward to the present, and were introduced to a dainty killer draped in camoflauge, wearing a motorcycle helmet with the visor taped over, sounding like the wolf microphone that comes with snake mountain, and toting a massacregrade nail gun. The nail gun massacre remake poster is the coolest thing. If im going to be kicked off youtube because of a movie, it might as well be because of the absolute worst slasher film ever made. Laid to rest director robert hall to remake the nail gun massacre. The nail gun massacre remake poster is the coolest thing youll see today may 4, 2017 by. Massacre gun was released on dvd and bluray by arrow video on april 6, 2015.
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